dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via artificialhusband)

whitedad:

what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you

(Source: deadlyspoons, via artificialhusband)

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

image

(via natabucky)

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

(via natabucky)

slutframing:

"Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-"

image

(via greetings)

xylodemon:


aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

(Source: marvelandspiderman, via twnty-one-pilots)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via spectrumphan)

(Source: spnfans, via twnty-one-pilots)

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

(via natabucky)

thereisnodistrict12-katniss:

Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.

(via 5idiotsofsummer)

unclefather:

Halloween is over everyone go home 

unclefather:

Halloween is over everyone go home 

(via hairandbrokenglasses)

wounds-2-wisdom:

awwww-cute:

Am I doing this right?

*throws singles*

wounds-2-wisdom:

awwww-cute:

Am I doing this right?

*throws singles*

(via natabucky)

the-not-green-one:

15yearold:

today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHIT HIMSELF.

BUT WHAT DID SHE SAY

(via brightorangemrsquid)

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

(via brightorangemrsquid)

"Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me."

— Ragehound (via girl-violence)

(Source: ragehound, via mistakingloveforlaughter)